Wednesday, April 16, 2025

One And Executed – Bike Snob NYC


Yesterday I commuted to Brooklyn and again on the re-singlespeeded Roaduno:

After 18 years of pointless running a blog and lots of extra years of merely driving bikes I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t perceive bikes in any respect, as a result of I positively flew to the workplace quicker than I’ve on all my different earlier commuters, these being:

The Homer

The Eye Of The Tiger Bike

[Now under the stewardship of Jersey Cycles]

The Faggin

[Would it be faster now with the Super Record? Maybe. Or maybe not!]

So what’s it? To paraphrase the Haggadah, why is that this bike quicker than all different bikes? In trying to wrap my head round this I’ve thought-about the next potentialities:

Favorable Climate Situations

It wasn’t a very good day yesterday, however there wasn’t the brutal headwind you typically encounter on the Hudson River Greenway. Perhaps I had a tailwind? I didn’t suppose I had a tailwind, however then once more when you may have a tailwind you by no means suppose you do, you simply suppose you’re superior. That’s why you grin idiotically the entire time, and the riders going the other way right into a headwind need to smack that silly smile off your face.

Much less Resistance In Drivetrain

Theoretically a singlespeed has much less resistance because the chain doesn’t must wend its method by way of all these pulleys, so possibly that’s it. Additionally, possibly I nailed the chainline so exactly that I’m experiencing ranges of smoothness I’ve by no means skilled earlier than, and I nailed the gearing so completely I’ve inadvertently created The Final Singlespeed, one that’s exponentially extra environment friendly than any of its geared counterparts.

“The Singlespeed Issue”

The entire resistance factor however, I consider that the true benefit of the singlespeed is that it forces you to keep up a sure pace, particularly on hills. With a geared bike you retain downshifting till you’re comfy, however with a singlespeed you should keep on high of the gear and infrequently climb quicker than you’d ordinarily. Then once more there are usually not too many hills on this route, so I’m unsure how a lot it applies right here.

Bodily Conditioning

Am I discovering spring health or one thing like that? I extremely doubt it. Nevertheless, I did endure a colonoscopy not too long ago, and I can’t rule out the likelihood that I’m merely lighter and quicker for having emptied myself out so profoundly in preparation for the process.

Biopace Energy!

You actually can see and really feel the Biopace chainring Bio-pacing if you’re driving a singlespeed, and possibly these ’80s pc nerds at Shimano managed to create some form of perpetual movement machine:

It might be any of the above, or it might be none of them. Nonetheless, I feel I’ll push the narrative that it’s the colonoscopy and the Biopace, as a result of I would love nothing extra for my Biopace chainrings to extend in worth exponentially, and for the facility meter set to begin obsessively flushing themselves out earlier than rides. Earlier than it Stan’s will begin promoting bowel prep and Pas Regular Studios will provide enema kits:

Inform me they’re not 12 hours right into a cleanse.

In any case, all I do know is that I left my house, and subsequent factor I knew I used to be at Golf Tee Island:

The commute was additionally nearly totally free from annoyances, with one main exception. At one level at round the place the Fairway was once I slowed with a view to yield to a pedestrian, at which level I used to be chided by somebody behind me. I turned solely to discover a wildly clownlike girl attired in a riot of rainbow hues like some form of Sixties hippie by the use of Raggedy Ann, standing on considered one of these goddamn issues:

She was carrying a motorbike helmet and ski goggles like all of them do, and he or she was vaping. I defined to her that I used to be stopping for a pedestrian, and couldn’t assist including that her selection of conveyance was “fucking ridiculous.” This didn’t appear to part her, probably as a result of she already new, and with that she sped off in a whirr of servos and a lingering scent of psychoactive vapor.

In any other case, my commute was pretty:

There was a bit extra quantity round Hudson Road than there was however I’m unsure if that’s the visitors bouncing again regardless of congestion pricing or if there was some building occurring, and in any other case the streets have been notably calm. (Within the congestion zone, that’s. Uptown it’s the standard shitshow.) So is congestion pricing nonetheless working? And if that’s the case, is the income going in the direction of huge bicycle infrastructure upgrades like this?

This 16-square foot bike lane renovation is the very mannequin of presidency effectivity, because it’s taken a mere six years to date and in that point it’s solely gone over the contractor’s preliminary $300,000,000 estimate by 20%.

Clearly I’m kidding, and it’s already over three billion.

In any other case, some issues by no means change, like shoaling:

See how he places himself all the best way out into the intersection in order that turning autos can hardly get round him? Like a human visitors cone? That’s good shoaling.

However sure, from the time I headed out within the morning till I arrived house that evening I positively marveled on the Roaduno’s preternatural fleetness:

Thanks for studying, experience protected, and benefit from the weekend.



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