Thursday, April 10, 2025

Traditional Cycle Thursdays Has Been…Suspended! – Bike Snob NYC


Earlier than the rest, I shouldn’t should remind you I’m not an expert bicycle and/or accent reviewer. However, corporations and PR folks sometimes determine to ship me one thing, and two years in the past now Portland Design Works despatched me their Metropolis Rover Energy 700 mild:

The timing was fortuitous, as I’d just lately begun commuting by bike once more, although not being an expert bicycle and/or accent reviewer (see above) I don’t assume I ever gave it a correct “overview”–nor am I going to begin now. However I’m going to say I’ve since assigned this mild to my Platypus, which I rode dwelling from the practice station final evening, and I’m all the time stunned to seek out the battery has loads of juice in it despite the fact that I can’t keep in mind the final time I charged it:

Granted, I don’t journey at the hours of darkness all that usually, but when something whenever you use an adjunct intermittently you invariably discover that whenever you do want it the battery is useless. So it appears to carry a cost fairly effectively. Additionally, whereas the picture above is horrible (I’m not a Skilled Reviewer of Stuff, see above), it really works very effectively–clearly not in addition to the fancy-schmancy dynamo mild on my G. Elmer Henderson…

…however definitely effectively sufficient to mild my approach via the darkish quasi-rural pothole-ridden streets between my dwelling and the practice station, or the unlit bike paths of Higher Manhattan:

Clearly, dynamo-powered lights just like the one on my Homer are incredible, and so they’re all the time there whenever you want them. For those who’re using at evening day in and time out (or evening in and evening out), particularly in an space with out streetlights, clearly they’re the easiest way to go. Nevertheless as a city-dweller and getting old father I’m not precisely spending tons and plenty of time on my bike after darkish, and I’ll admit {that a} mild like this one is greater than enough for my wants. Plus, it doesn’t add any rolling resistance…not that I believe it issues a lot, however nonetheless. Anyway, simply figured I’d put in a superb phrase for the sunshine, as a result of I’ve been fairly proud of it up to now.

Shifting on, yesterday I discussed I used to be getting a full-suspension bicycle, and one reader famous it was April 1st, implying that this was some kind of hoax or jape. Certainly it wasn’t, and in reality it hadn’t even occurred to me that it was April Idiot’s Day (or is that April Fools’ Day?), or because the French name it, “Poisson d’Avril,” which I consider includes hiding useless fish in folks’s underpants. No, I used to be completely anticipating a full-suspension bicycle that was “fairly high-end but additionally bursting with cutting-edge expertise,” and after I received dwelling yesterday night it was there ready for me, a lot to the delight and amazement of sure different members of my family:

Welds and gussets actually are pussy magnets, aren’t they?

They positive are:

She’s virtually swooning.

After all, I by no means mentioned the bike was new; it’s a 1994 AMP Analysis B-3, and you’ll be able to learn all about it on the Traditional Cycle web site, although I’m going to learn all about it within the Mountain Bike Motion take a look at that Paul included with the bike…

…a bicycle that shares the identical provenance because the mighty and equally cutting-edge-for-its-day Vengeance Bike

…and was designed by Horst Leitner, of the eponymous Horst Hyperlink. What’s a Horst Hyperlink? Nicely, a Horst is a Horst, in fact, in fact!

Want I say extra?

No I needn’t.

Thus far I’ve solely ridden it across the neighborhood, however I plan to treatment that quickly:

Paul usually likes to torture me, however in an act of uncharacteristic charity he fitted it with a extra upright COCKPIT (I do know folks don’t like that phrase):

Shifting is effectuated by way of thumbuarly-actuated Suntour XC Professional shifters…

…connected by way of cable to Shimano XT derailleurs…

…and frontal retardation is achieved by the use of this Journey Agent-ed Avid (Arch Supreme I consider?) rim-pincer, from again when Avid was a boutique maker of trick aftermarket brakes and never one other tentacle on the SRAM-O-Pus:

And naturally the bicycle is supplied with shocks, each fore-ally:

And aft-ally:

If it appears to be like hungry, it’s as a result of it needs to eat these roots for breakfast:

I’d higher go feed it.

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